Team Cat Headquarters here,

I have 3 rescued cats with their claws. I wouldn't put them through that trauma. When I adopted them I signed papers promising I would never declaw them. Two of them have never intentionally scratched me, one is a little sh*t and grabs my arms with his claws to lick my hand. I just clip his nails.

Someone told me that cat's don't like to scratch microfiber, so I bought a microfiber couch. You know what? That person was a goddamn filthy liar.

I would have loved for Dr. Phil to bring in like, Naomi Campbell. She'd walk in, hear the girls calling themselves hot, then point and laugh for a solid 5-10 mins.

Yeh I feel truly awful for my first thought legitimately being "Really? That redhead?"

I love the saying, "those who love brutal honesty are more interested in the brutality than thr honesty".

Well, since I am clearly no better than these girls, I clicked that video and thought to myself, "Let's take a look at these supermodels, passing judgement on us mere morta—— wait. THOSE GIRLS ARE CALLING PEOPLE UGLY? THOSE GIRLS? Hahaha ok."

""Yes, he says this. He calls a someone's teen kid a 'bitch.'"

19 years old and still bullying people?

en-gay-ged?

Man, ease up! She just got here. Jeez.

Did they have to extract her from her vehicle?

Was she driving a riding mower? That's the only thing that would make this even better.

This woman is apparently from my hometown. I'm so proud!!!!! (Seriously, this is great)

White Girl Wasted: Boss Level.

Yeah, sure, I'll ask him. Do you want me to also ask Santa to give you a million dollars?

Ok, good luck to you.

I wish California was closer. I think I love these people and want to eat their food.

I see a trip to Richmond for date night in my future!

But, um, how would Justin Bieber's trainer really know? I'm assuming he's saying he's seen Justin naked, but even if he has, maybe he's a "show-er"?