I laughed. Seriously, I did. <3

So what you're saying is that Balmain bought a fuck ton of advertising this issue and threw their weight around.

I'm past the point of caring. She's a celebrity juggernaut and it's best to just accept that reality and hold one's nose.

Get over yaself mate, let's stop pretending like she's the first person to get unnecessary attention in our culture.

As the mother of a 10-year-old girl, fuck these sick fucks. Fuck them so much. Fuck them with every fiber of my being.

These people (Boko Haram, ISIS, the shits who kill people who draw cartoons and buy groceries) should be burned to the ground, and the ground salted. And the same for anyone else who kills in the name of religion.

I believe the name is cold blooded murder. Mass murder.

Human sacrifice bombing

This wasn't a ten year old girl suicide bomber. This was a ten year old girl murdered to murder other people. Fuck that shit.

If there is anything more despicable and cowardly than this...grown men too pussy to go to their own deaths they have to send a baby to do their mass murder for them. I fucking hope there's a god and I fucking hope there's a hell and I fucking hope they burn in it forever

Seriously, this group is the nadir of humanity, making Taliban & ISIS look moderate. What the ever loving fuck. How unbelievably horrific.

And then James McAvoy tried to mack on Ruffalo to get some of that sweet, sweet Streep essence!

Fuck "dinner guest," I want her to live with me.

The best part of this was when she talked about age in Hollywood and Mark Ruffalo became the smoothest man in history. Magical.

The "cotton pony"??

I'm gonna start a tampon smuggling ring. Who's with me?

Riding the cotton pony is weak enough without having to dill with dubious hundred dollar tampons.

Handsome hero who's my age, hm? How you doin, Lassana? If you're into Jewish American women, wassup? In additional seriousness, what a hero!

He was ordered to avoid contact with the victim, so you know what that means: he's single again! Ladies?

I would take a nibble with her consent.