Devon Sawa got schooled on that, right? Tell me Devon Sawa got schooled.

If I wear coral my minions wear teal and vica versa so we're always on trend.

I do have at least three long vintage coral skirts that I rock pretty regularly so you're totally right. I guess I was assuming they would make the wrong outfits choices *laughs condescending to myself*

oh my god who WOULDN'T?

And the no-butt cleavage daisy dukes sentiment. I was seriously afraid to sit on things with bare legs when I was in grad school, for fear getting greased with someone's spray-on butt tan.

I fully support the "No Uggs EVAR!" sentiment though.

IT IS EASIER TO TALK TO NEW PEOPLE WHEN YOU ARE FEELING CONFIDENT

That sorority would RUE THE DAY they told me I couldn't wear a bun. I'd have to go with option #2

Kelly just rage-flipped a table in the office over this, send help

Now I really want to see her area (with her consent). It's like a unicorn now. Mysterious bass mons.

We've (spouse and I) said "hetero-lifemate" just riffing on Jay and Silent Bob, but it really confuses some people.

Labia is the plural, and Labium is the singular (I only know that because I had to look it up a while back).

Agreed. Plus, whatever you see in a bodysuit is pretty much the same as what you'd see in a bathing suit - does Trainor not wear bathing suits ever? Eye roll.

DEM ANKLES

Hubby is in my top five of most hated words, primarily because I'm convinced that there's a specific type of person who uses that word. If I'm saying something about my husband to someone who does not know him by name, I just call him "my husband."

There ate so many messed up quotes from this book:

How... many... goddamn... elipses... does... this... hack... use...?

To misquote Dorothy Parker, my inner goddess just fwew up.

my only thought was "why is her string blue?"

Goddammit, Rebecca. I almost blocked that scene out. And the majority of the terrible writing style.