Wouldn't it be fantastic if Miss Lebanon sent a big fuck you and said yes, I'm promoting world peace and gave Miss Israel a giant hug? Sure, she wouldn't be able to go home, but I dream of a world where women change it by shoving the hate away.

My mother gave me that one, too. Recognition of her abuse almost undid me, and that would have been enough had she not reverted to being shitty again.

So. Hard. Hehe.

Oh, the demonic power of your sexy sexy sex pants is reaching through the fibres of the 'net and warping my mind!

That's what Prince Andrew said, amirite?

There is nothing about this whole thread that I do not love, including the people.

I'm so disappointed in our culture, in our society, and I'm hardcore judging all the people supporting this disaster. YOU'RE JUST ENCOURAGING MORE OF IT. ACK!

She's certainly interesting. And by interesting, I mean she's been glue-sniffing and bat-shit.

I knew you did it magically.

This is...there are no adjectives to truly capture the magnificence.

But I want this to be true, in a weird way.

I've been commenting for years and years, and I've accepted my greyness.

I get it when they explain it academically. My brain makes the keening animal sound when I hear it actually happens to real people.

What a handsome kitty!

Thanks friend! That's heartening, actually. Both my kids are proud feminists (boy and a girl) so I can't be fucking up too badly.

I'm well beyond the age when I should be adulting properly, and yet I have two. I'm hoping the psychic scarring is minimal and makes for fun quirkiness rather than batshit crazy.

Dude, put a ring on it! He's beautiful!

It was a final sale, wasn't it?

The syphilis has reached her brain already. She's gone. Let her go.

Don't know why this made me laugh so hard. Maybe the syphilis has already reached my brain through my eyeballs by looking at JB's crotch.

Do you also feel like you need to wash your eyes in some sort of antibiotic ointment? I feel like I've caught an STI just by looking.