YES! FUCK YES! A FUCK TONNE OF FUCK YES! What's more, the whiny, used and mouldy douchenozzles that demand extra-special entitled services for showing up and gracing us their presence and their money think we should grovel for it. Fuck them!

Of course she knows Italian.

She's so stunningly gorgeous...I would rather stare at her for hours.

Hold up though...it took some shady shit...but Charlize just became from what I understand, the first publically equally-paid movie pairing?

THAT PICTURE.

I can't believe you even need to ask this question! Of course I'd eat it, to the point of physical pain but naturally I wouldn't stop because it's pink and shiny and NOM NOM. Any questions?

I bent over quickly and knocked myself out on my counter. Gave myself a wicked concussion, too.

In the immortal words of that awesome lady in the burger commercial, where's the beef? They had to Photoshop it in. There's no sexy here.

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