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It would have been perfect for the Met Ball theme.

Seriously. This is what closets are for. Or hallways. Or whatever quiet place you need to go to calm down.

I see a handful of people claiming that the photo in question is from a porn. I'm not going to do the research to find out if that is accurate. However, I doubt that the caption is from said porn. Additionally, even if this is a porn actress, this does not automatically indicate she (or anyone else) was "asking for…

Oh lord Madonna, AGAIN! I just want to know who keeps taking that damn stake out.

Seriously, Madonna, go home. You're not culturally relevant anymore and I have no sympathy because you're so god damn tacky.

Nope, it's not pathetic at all. Michael Caine's tweet was the sweetest thing EVER and in my heart he will always look exactly like he did when I first flipped out for him. (Yes, I'm old.)

I've got full brows and your daughter will be fine. Full brows are very in right now and it's way easier to make full brows thin than to go the other way.

me too! He always looks like he's amazed and thrilled to be part of this celeb game. He is a reveres hung presence in the sea of tweeting show offs (I mean you simple life turned Chanel Nicole Richie)

Somebody tell @chethaze!

Good Tweet Beat today. I faved at least 3, but the baked potato one was the best. Also, congrats Adam Levine for getting your picture in the dictionary under "douche bag."

No sympathy for people who have long showers. we've had water restrictions here since last century (in Melbourne, Australia) and are supposed to get it all done in 2 minutes.

Even the teachers are at it!

I mean, come on! <3

If I looked this good when I was pissed drunk I would be drunk all the time.

Omigawd I hope they also realize exactly how adorable they're making themselves in the process.

I feel so naive and ashamed. But it surprised me. :(

Because they need to publish at least 80,000 more Solange Elevatorgate stories. Or at least until they hit the Beyking point.

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