EXACTLY.

So perfectly put, I could cry. No one except other people who carry the albatross of depression get it. Despite having "everything," the weight of depression is so heavy that all you want to do is put it down.

A NO-FLY ZONE? WHAT.THE.ACTUAL.FUCK?

WHY is this happening?!

The Canadians are screaming.

If he isn't dead, he isn't dead in a World War Z or Walking Dead way.

Your sentence is peppered with references that simply wilt.

Can someone describe how "spitting out a litter of kids" works, exactly? I pushed two out through my vagina roughly two and half years apart. Will she spit the litter through her labia? How many qualify as a litter? Do they have to be furry to qualify?

NO. NO. No.NOPE. NOPE. NOOOOOPPPE.

I have all the positive talk in the world, and I still plunge to scary fucking depths. The fact that there are wars, and starving people, just makes me despair even more. If i could have willed myself well, TRUST ME, I would have.

"Oh, just smile!" "Cheer up!" "There are people who are starving!" :|

This gives me less hope, because if he couldn't battle it with all his resources and the world's adoration, how can I?

I expected way more. I expected actual gold lamé but we got lame gold.

Why do you assume that their society, access to technology, and access to media is the same as it is here? It's such a different set-up. Even if you remove Putin from the equation, you're still left with a different culture—not a Russian-speaking America-in-waiting.

Erm, how about self-preservation? Yup, self-preservation seems like a great reason to support someone.

I swoon for David. Every. Time. *wink* see what I did there?

Accommodating for make and model of kid is the way to go in any parenting style.

I see what you did there. Well done.

Right?! I would think that it would chase the sexy right out of there.

I love this book! I tried telling everyone to read it!