This trend must not come to pass. It is my idea of hell.

WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...............

Ack, I'm actually ashamed to know that much about them. I'm not a fan of his.

A couple of hits you wold have heard if you venture out. She Will Be Loved from years ago and more recently, the irritatingly catchy Moves Like Jagger (my traitorous hips moved for that song). He has some pop culture relevancy as he has dated starlets and models for years.

But that person is our friend. They can stay exactly where they are.

Shame fuck?

It's like douche genesis. The root of all douche.

Plus one million stars for the Supernatural clip.

I want him to go to one. With hidden cameras. IT will be AWESOME.

Yup. I feel a weird, overwhelming urge to hack the hands off at the wrists from sheer revolt.

By all rules of the selfie, you're correct. Only a selfie if you're the subject AND the photographer. If you're the subject and you have a photographer outside the frame, the picture is then a portrait.

Hold up...who hasn't had a mullet?

Alright, friends. What is a good book in your opinion? I'm curious, and I'm also crowd-sourcing my reading list.

Freedom was a big waste of time and money written by a pretentious misogynist. I'll take my Hunger Games and Daughter of Smoke and Bone over that pile of fuckery.

Right. Stick to the New Testament, and parts of the Old one. NO thanks!

I watched 12 Years a Slave and sobbed like a baby. Don't do it.

You know which ones I hate the most? The cameras that are adding 15 or 20 pounds! There are so many of them out there! All my friends have them.

That's an incredible visual. Thanks!

Your comment brought me to tears. Your baby already has a great mother.

I would submit that's the whole, hard-core pro-life movement.