"You normies..."

You've just alienated YOURSELF. No one here called you anything before, but I sure as fuck am certain I don't agree with you now.

Nope. Do not want.

I actually looked at several of these Tweet videos afterwards, and some of the reactions were heartbreaking. I know all of them go home and cry into their millions of dollars, but some people suck. Also, I'm afraid this will just encourage idiots to send in more cruel and terrible tweets just to be featured.

One million units of adoration for the True Detective GIF!

I have an irrational hate for Rosie Huntington-Whitely. Cannot stand her face.

I love her.

How about dick cheese fungus? This judge is dick cheese fungus.

Please don't forget the snug but comfy wardrobe to hold sanitary products in place, a barf bag for those who get monthly migraines, and acne cover-up. Yeah, it's a gas for me.

But no matter what it is—she makes it look budget.

Agreed. I get the vapours just looking at their fineness!

This is true—but I've seen photo evidence of how I actually look pissed drink. This is not it.

Word association time! Because flatbread and flatulence start with the same four letters, I obviously deduce that this thing (it will not be named because what Subway is trying to get me to say is never going to happen) will give me gas, or it smells like flatulence. Thanks, brain.

Please rant. It makes my life awesome.

Gross. Why did you do that to us?

Yes. I do truly, heartily wish that the whole, "you reap what you sow" is true, and that his crop is bountiful!

Yes! I know plenty of sober assholes!

Does Jaden know he's married?

The glass dick and wife sounds like some kind of weird, adult cautionary fairy tale theme.

OMG. Jay Z's bemused face. AMAZING.

I feel like being employed by Disney is suffocating, smothering, censoring, and controlling. I also think there can be more sinister goings on behind the "ears" but that's speculation.