OMG. Jay Z's bemused face. AMAZING.

I feel like being employed by Disney is suffocating, smothering, censoring, and controlling. I also think there can be more sinister goings on behind the "ears" but that's speculation.

I know what covert pedophilia is. I also know how prevalent sexual abuse is. As a survivor of it, it makes me skittish.

My older cousin knew my whole life and still raped me. Your point is?

Naw, 20 year old shirtless dudes always have 13 year old girls lounging on the bed with them. That's totally normal. :/

Or Bella. WTF California

Actually, it was Fly-Fornication. My bad:

There was this list of really odd Quaker names, and I think Truth or Consequences was on there.

GET OUT.

You sound super-stoked!

A stoned, dyslexic time traveller ? This is only acceptable if it's the tenth Doctor.

It took me a long time and lots of practice to put things in perspective. I remain busy and when that's not enough, I drink.

It's enough to make a person misanthropic forever.

I don't get it either. I must be high too.

Yup. I actively shove those humiliations so far back and then tamp them down with distractions.

I'm getting my head checked too. I said nice things about Miley.

I'm not trolling here—but maybe don't offer a photo op for money if you don't want to be touched?

I actually felt my heart grow a bit. Rock on, Miley!

It's truly amazing how long of an impact middle school/junior high have on a person. I will bet anything that everyone in the western world can tell you what a toxic soup middle school/junior high is. All we need to do is get through it. I wish someone had told me that.

The people in your junior high can all go feast…

I have a couple of friends on Facebook who have passed. It's reassuring to me to have them there, and when I miss them, I love visiting their page to remember the good times.