I have a three tier system:

I bet he still believes in God, though.

Who knew Albert Haynesworth could get his leg that high?

“Your face is my case”

“Looks clean to me.”

Retired boxer went to jail for rape and was a leading cast member in top rated sitcom Friends.

So decisive win is still measure to criticize Martinez? Nice second guessing.

Uh, “being one billionth as strong or fast or capable as Superman, and thus unable to even see Superman coming until after both his arms have been torn off” is a pretty big weakness.

Yeah but you dislike all the good foods and all things that are good, so what the hell do you know.

I TOO COMMEND ME

I AGREE

Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

I can’t help but think that the angry folks criticizing ESPN for giving Jenner the Arthur Ashe Award are the same ones who would have criticized ESPN for naming an award after Arthus Ashe in the first place.

The irony is that all the hate Caitlyn Jenner gets over this just shows how much courage it took to go public in the first place

Pretty shitty of people to use an amputee veteran as a thin veil for their transphobia

For another thirty grand Chuck Blazer will tell you which other World Cups he took bribes for.

*SPIT TAKE*

gif party?

And here I would’ve thought the goalkeeper’s instinct would’ve been to stop the ball rocketing towards him.

As a United supporter, it’s tough to love anything coming out of Liverpool, but that death stare from Henderson is priceless.