The rare Danny Glover villain role, too.

As soon as he opened his mouth:

I’m sorry but you think that if you invited Donald Trump to speak that he somehow would not turn it into a political speech?

Is this entire post an excuse to use “Judgment at Urineberg” in a headline?

Sunderland have one point from four games, sits in 19th place, defends like a Sunday League side, and are a prime candidate to be relegated.

I’d buy it.

I saw “St. Vincent & the Grenadines” and thought, “Shit, Annie Clark started a doo-wop combo? That actually makes sense.”

This is typical of the ethnocentrism I expect from the Deadspin sites. How can you pick on Lithuanians for this miss when the problem was clearly the Pole?

Lando Cali-risingagain oh Jesus, I’m so sorry, this sounded so much better in my head

Well, looks like it’s time to reset the “Days Since We Shit on the MLS” incident counter.

“You have to plug them in?” “That’s like a baby’s toy!”

But a certain faction of your uncle’s Facebook friends will swear he isn’t on an MLB roster RIGHT THIS MINUTE because of the war on Christianity.

Not without a fight.

This blog mostly built the case for Ichiro, but the case against Pete Rose is this: he used a corked bat and he cost his team chasing records. He is not the hit king.

I have a three tier system: