Pretty hypocritical that these amateurs can get paid.

What's dumb about the two bachelorette schtick is that they pretended to base it off of a torn audience. But when Chris Harrison polled the audience, Kaitlyn was clearly the favorite. I think they are just REALLY set on Britt being the bachelorette.

I, for one, welcome our new Guzan overlord.

His subtle, calm, old-man jog celebration at the end is really the best: "Can't exert myself too much. I have to play bocce and drink Chianti in the park after this."

Penalties are a very specific skill—run of play goalscoring actually has little to do with it. Sturridge is surely the man at Liverpool you want with the ball in his instep at full sprint 15 yards out, but Balotelli is a penalty specialist.

You're right. We should all stop appreciating sunsets while we're at it, too. SEEN TOO MANY.