Yeah but nothing beats winning the dectuple of the Premier League, Champions League, FA Cup, League Cup, Cup Winners Cup, Charity Shield, Cup Winners Winners Cup, Premier Champions Cup Shield, FA Cup Charity Shield, and Champions Premier FA Cup Winners Charity League Shield.

LR fandude here, agreeing with you. Partially because I wouldn’t want a 4.6, and partially because I’m not a huge fan of the P38's looks.

Yeah, but that guy’s obviously in pretty amazing shape. No dads I know, ok maybe that one fucking dude, look like that. Dadbod does mean that you’ve gone to seed at least a bit.

Gonna need to add 20-25 pounds to that man before he’s anywhere close to dadbod territory.

If you think that’s a dadbod, you definitely do not live in the Midwest.

Here’s the big difference. In ten years, there will be different teams at the top of the Prem. Man U will come back. Chelsea will come back. Someone will be bought be a billionaire and make a run to the top.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

kind of rude from the President imo

I knew three day old dog shit, and you Federer are no three day old dog shit.

DVD players and TV/VCR combos!

This makes me very excited to see Garth Bale in 6 years--hammering pints at The Albion after a spirited win for Llandudno FC.

Going from being a player to a manager isnt such a simple transition, I dont know if Rooney will be able to just transplant himself into this new role.  You cant just plug in old ways of doing this.  Some differences cant be simply combed over.

I’m still angry that he’s being called “Old Man.” I understand that he’s relatively old compared to high level soccer players. And I understand that he somehow looks like Hank Hill’s father and son. And I understand that he looks like “Back to the Future 2 when they’re in 2015" version of Flea.

I remember 1998 for:

Indeed.  Shawn Kemp could have done that but instead he decided to get fat.  

By definition a generational talent only comes around roughly once per generation. Occasionally a generation lucks out and gets two. Not everyone can be Russell, Wilt, Kareem, Magic, Bird, MJ, or LeBron (plus maybe two or three other guys that I’m forgetting). That doesn’t mean he wasn’t relevant.

Yeah, it’s a little revisionist because of the Knicks era in particular, but there was a good decade stretch where he was legitimately a great player. Maybe not a great all-around player, but he didn’t fluke or usage into those 28 a night for years and years, he was a legitimate terrifying offensive player for some…

When you’re a 35 year old former first option, you have to make the choice between being an Iverson or a Vince Carter. 

I always made chili with beans. My wife became allergic to beans about 7 years ago.

Texans’ obsession with beans not being part of Chili is absurd.

By their definition, SKYLINE would actually constitute chili.