Yeah, but how are you going to “Americanize” something like, “T-Shaped Chrome Plated Pushrod Control Areas”?

Its 3000 GT.

Am I doing it right?

Problem is that you need to be able to speak Chinese or Japanese exceptionally well so that they can express what they mean and still have you understand it. You can fix a lot of easy punctuation mistake, but do you know what a T-Shaped Pushrod Function Area actually is?

I can see the discussion now.... probably with someone of Germanic decent: “Vat, I installed viper under the windshield!!”
Swede: “ I said windshield WIPERS! WIPERS! With a W!!”

Ha, I also just noticed the lack of windsheild wipers.

I don’t know if LeBron is purposely trying to break up the Warriors (I see this as a bit more of a hypothetical, like if someone asked me if I’d go on a date with Michelle Obama if she were single - sure I would, and sure LeBron would meet with GSW if they had a max slot open, but neither of those conditions are going…

But if the team is literally those 5 guys and a bench of league minimum dudes, I think they win fewer games in a season than the current squad. Just because of how you would have to manage minutes. That starting lineup wouldn’t be on the floor for much of any given game, and you’d have to give a lot of games off to…

I haven’t seen Canaan go down that hard since the Babylonians invaded.

What did we do to piss off the basketball gods so much and how many more sacrifices do they demand? Jesus Christ, that shit was brutal.

That still picture alone is making my palms sweat.

Chrysler is usually on the other end of “If it wasn’t for __ ownership, they would have gone under when the recession hit.”

To paraphrase Valentino Rossi; If it’s behind you, it doesn’t matter.

When Federer smiles he looks like the result of using Photoshop’s Pucker Tool on a picture of Richard Kind.

It never fails to amaze me that people can cheer passionately for the black people on their team while shouting racial slurs at the black people on the other team. Get off the fence you half-assed racists.

South Carolina? No!!!! The first state to commit treason to protect the rights of slave holders still acts like a bunch of dick holes? I’m shocked!

There were some very fine people on both sides.

...our state’s resolute commitment to supporting our troops

True Patriots will stand for the flag on Super Bowl Sunday.

South Carolina certainly didn’t feel this interested in standing for the US flag a little over 150 years ago.

Why don’t the Hawks try to turn their season around and sign this dude? He’d start for them immediately and he only fell on defense once.