Meet the newest Bengal

Trust the Brocess

Can you blame the guy? He’s clearly a Malcolm Gladwell fan.

Wait. You’re telling me that one of the fine people over at barstool is an ignorant, racist piece of shit?  Let me put on my surprised face...

Stop harshing my Melo.

+ X number of “you people”

I guess we should just be grateful he didn’t go as Kirk Lazarus.

Swap Arby’s with Joe’s Crab Shack and you’ve nailed it. 

We're all in agreement that Winston is going to be fighting for the starting job in Denver next year, out of football the year after that, trying to make a comeback in the XFL the year after that, and dead of an Arby's overdose the year after that, right?

I can’t wait for the Phil Kessel biopic starring James Corden.

Lauren, please have some respect and use his full name: Two-Time Stanley Cup Champion Phil Kessel.

Tom Brady just had that fan relocated to San Francisco. 

Nice of the team to let Homeless Conor McGregor answer some questions.

It doesn’t take much to trick someone from Arkansas. I used to sell Cheerios there as donut seeds. 

hey shut up!!!

There is real talk that he is stepping aside in prep of the Seattle vote this month.  If the expansion is approved, he is first in line to GM a brand new team from scratch with his own expansion draft.

Yeah, you are spider-man, you fight crime, super crime, and direct aggressors.  The city is packed with these scenarios because video game.  And the police scanner is a mechanism of this, and the scanners are to where you can visually see the crimes without having to know cross-streets.  I guess bloggers just need to…

Of course Harbaugh is going to milk this for all it’s worth. 

What a lucky turn of fortune that Meyer won’t have to miss any important conference games.

a Tomic bomb