You can’t actually see the hand shake. And Mayfield does seem to wiggle his hands a bit at the end. It could easily be a hand slap rather than an actual shake.

“so, didja go to da fish fry at Olaf’s last frayday? Was super gud. 

Samer got emotional and embarrassed himself in this exchange and I can’t see it any other way.

That last email is the one you should have sent first, and it’s a shame you had to let Bret Fucking Stephens hand you your ass before you realized that.

I have nothin but love for this entire community. But lets be real here.

This story was proven to be fake, Phillips approached the students not the other way around, and it was a group of African Americans screaming racist things at the students. I’ve watched a bunch of videos of the event and the students never said or did anything remotely racist or wrong, they were just doing school…

“Sucks how nice people always finish last” says the person who wished injury on a person for not playing on her favorite team.

Hey, that’s not fair - the Unabomber made some good points.

Woooow that is a Unabomber level screed there.  Apparently baseball blogging is Serious Business.

“I mean, come on, bro. She wanted it. You know she wanted it. She wouldn’t have dressed her account in words like that in a neighborhood like Twitter if she wasn’t asking for it.”
-Bauer, basically

To replace him, Cincinnati will hire a guy named Marty Lewis, who bears a striking resemblance to Marvin except for a mustache.

My memory of Lewis will always be of a guy who talked about expecting his players to be charecter people and yet the string of guys like Pacman Jones and Vontaze Burfict playing big roles on the team. While I understand that could be because of owner/GM Brown, it seemed like a lot of those players were guys that Lewis…

Pistols at dawn 

it should have been ucf that got a chance to get railed like that.

after headliner Jon Jones was found to have a small trace of a banned substance in his blood

Apparently the lesson the NFL learned from previous incidents is that it’s much easier to ignore bad facts when you never bother to uncover them in the first place.

He got cut for lying. Not being an abusive, disgusting, monstrous person.

Two things related to the Hunt stuff.

My question is what the fuck. 

I just realized that your pfp is the guy from the Addiction Network ads. loooooooooool Thank you