Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really.”

I don’t think this article is arguing one way or the other. The takeaway that I had is the entire discussion around this matter is seen almost exclusively through the male gaze, which shapes the discussion and decisions that follow.

I was saying Boo-urns.

G is for “gross baseball chin”

And they say men can’t find the G-spot. Checkmate, Jezzies!

... and take your star!

These combatants are also well versed in the classic flanking maneuver. By which I mean maneuvering around despite consuming 6 flank steaks per week.

Chief Wigwam couldn’t hurdle a single row let alone break up a beer fight. Blue seats matter.

In the cases of Cone and Maddux, I would argue that the results from having a personal catcher were well worth it. Unless you think that somehow Maddux winning 355 games was disappointing.

Stop making sense, dammit. This is the Mets, remember?

My friends and I have joked for years that Ben Roethlisberger looks like Grimace, he is a Grimace, his name is Ben Roethlisgrimace and it had always been fun hyperbole for us but holy fucking shit, buddy.

Honestly, after getting a new passport photo for myself, I’d surmise the only substances enhancing his head are burritos and beer, like me.

If steroids are what it took to kill that mustache dead, then it was all worth it.

Body of an 18 year old.

Sometimes these things just happen, entirely naturally...

He looks like a mall Santa that got fired for having beard lice.

I feel like there is a direct correlation between the girth of one’s head and neck and their propensity to date rape.

“Potato” is a shape.

Remember last season when all the stories in the off-season were about Ben Roethlisberger getting in shape?

Haven’t seen a dolphin massacre like this since I was last in Japan.