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It’s so obvious how staged this is. Even sadder when you realize he staged it to one-up Obama’s. 

Look at the rat’s nest of cables there. Christ. Does no one in that place own a couple of zip ties?

Also, in the event the G/O management succeeds in banishing politics from all the blogs, we’ve created a refugee camp here:

Sticking to sports is a recipe for boring, low traffic articles.

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

I read a tweet from earlier today that the whole plan to bring mini-vans full of veterans with him was just so nobody would boo him when he was pictured on the Jumbotron. Apparently he requested they not announce him at all. Donny Boy doesn’t feel so confident when he can’t pack the stands with his sycophants.

It definitely will. I think this is his first non-controlled public appearance since becoming President, likely to avoid this exact scenario. This will play 24/7 on CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News. Dude is gonna be pissed.

Hours after his crowning moment of tritrumph of killing an ISIS leader no one outside of foreign policy circles really cared about, Trump wilts in the face of Natittude.

The “Veterans for Impeachment” signs behind home plate at the top of the fifth was also a nice touch.

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Even if I always understood it being possible for McGregor to crash and burn hard outside the Octagon, the speed of it has been astonishing. This is essentially the third criminal investigation in him over the past year and, while it is important to remember that it still only accusation, this is not normal in anyway.

I'm beginning to think he might be a bad person.

I work in NYC and Friday a large chunk of my office was talking baseball and commiserating about the Yankees. As a Marlins fan I brought up the fact my team has lost 203 games over the past two season, so really you guys don’t have it bad. A co-worker brought up the “this would be the first decade since the Ottoman

Poor dude's only seen 27 championships.

Nobody stays alive to keep watching the winningest team ever keep winning, I call bullshit. Your grandfather is alive just to cheer against that immigrant Altuve, i bet 

The Yankees won’t be in the World Series, and all is well with the world once more.

...Sabathia will forever be the young Indians fireballer winning a Cy Young, or the greatest midseason rental of all time, putting the Brewers on his back, or a championship-winner in New York who masterfully transitioned to craft when stuff was no longer there, or a plaque in Cooperstown.

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

this is not very encouraging!!!!!!! BE NICER TO ME, A NEW MOM!!!

i have not thought through the monetary repercussions of my action