Yeah, but free tacos. Still worth it if you ask me.

Out of respect, all local Taco Bells have ordered their flags to be flown at half más

If the Fresno Grizzlies do not proceed with the Taco Truck Throwdown and competitive eating contest on Saturday this means that the tacos will have won.

His corpse has a tryout with the Orioles pitching staff on Tuesday.

Based on whatever is going on with her eyes in that top photo, and who she’s married to, she’s also vision impaired.

I would actually kind of love it if this became the “Al Capone tax evasion” of the Trump administration. If manage to dodge all the accusations of obstruction but end up in prison for throwing a shitty, expensive party, it would have a certain poetic grace.

IIRC, courts can invalidate NDAs and they cannot be used to conceal illegal behavior. It’s time to spill your guts, Ms. Wolkoff.

Came to the comments for this one.

It makes more sense when you accept they don’t actually give a shit about “unborn babies.” They simply want to punish women for having sex. 

That would require they remove the cognitive dissonance plank from the political platform, and that's a frickin' wrought iron I-beam down there.

Can we just tell the Confederacy that they won and let them go? 

Everybody in Alabama should be aborted for the next 80 years so we can then start over from scratch.  

19,000 fans who could have gone on to celebrate life by watching young, unpaid men destroy their brains for entertainment.

The fact that anti-abortion groups also oppose legislation that helps single mothers maybe one of our country’s biggest hypocrites.

Do we know for sure that this billboard is anti-abortion? Seems like a surprisingly cogent argument for abortion rights in Alabama.

Talk about ‘loosa women!

19000 fewer Alabama fans? Tuscaloosa women are truly doing God’s work. Keep it up, ladies!

19,000 fewer Alabama fans? Good. Save some sexy cousins for the rest of us. 

nice. here's to 19,000 more. 

As pointed out in the broadcast, the Mets just own the ever-loving shit out of Sean Doolittle this year.