“The ninth inning of Thursday night’s Cubs-Reds game was a real circus, and I mean that in a good way.”

Budd Dwyer. Google it.

Nonsense, Rolf Benirschke was the real killer.

only the pride of Collier County.

Oh, I’ve heard the Publix subs are good, but I’m kinda preferring Lenny’s Grill at the moment.

I’m a lifelong Dolphins fan. Dan Marino bought me a PS2 for my 15th birthday. The last time I attended a playoff game was when I watched them get skullfucked by the Ravens. This team has been so utterly boring, so completely inconsequential throughout the Ross’s tenure that I really cannot put it into words. You’re a…

The average age of the ‘72 roster was 26.5 years, which puts about half of that roster in the Silent Generation and the other half barely qualifying as Baby Boomers.  Not really sure the whole Boomers vs Millenials really applies here.

Everything about this is accurate except failing to mention chicken tender subs. 

AAAAAUUUGGGGGGHHH THE MULLET IT BURNS

The most unbelievable thing about a television show where The Rock won a Super Bowl with the Dolphins and now manages millions for players alongside the shotgun to the dick guy from Hot Tub Time Machine while some other heavybag goes from football to retirement to selling cars to GM of the Rams in 2 years is that the…

I took this photo last year at the Dolphins bar in New York City and I thought it was a perfect metaphor for this upcoming season.

The great thing about being a Miami Dolphins fan is that you don’t even need to watch any of the games to see how the season turns out. The only mystery is whether they’ll be a disappointing 6-10 or 7-9 or a mildly surprising 10-6 or 9-7. If everything breaks exactly right they’ll backdoor their way into the six seed…

I had the pleasure of watching Dan Marino’s last game in a small local bar owned by a shitheel of a Boomer who had turned the place into a Dolphins shrine, including a “Church of the Dolphin” sign. After the game, I rechristened the place as “Our Lady Of The Perpetual Disappointment”.

Very surprised Drew didn’t mention the 1972 Dolphins in his “what has always sucked” section. Those motherfuckers are the worst kind of Boomers, rooting for the failure of Millennials while spewing that “back in my day” bullshit.  

I googled their owner Steve Ross to see what he looked like and the majority of the hits were for Bob Ross’ son, Steve, who looks like someone Michael Myers would have killed in the 80s

+1 MRSA

yeah, that really pissed me off. Not explaining how one of the best receivers in the game, who was just acquired, injured BOTH his feet is some bullshit. Ratto might have been on to something with the Raiders being too PR-aware

Conforto is a 26 year old former first round pick who is on pace to put up his 3rd consecutive 4-ish WAR season.  MVP candidate?  No.  Franchise cornerstone?  Yes.

PEPPERMINT, ROLLLLLLLLLLL!

That dude looks amazing for having a kid in the majors.