I remember watching Rush and the iconic Lauda line,

It should be, “Meek: The Mets”

It’s good to see that Brodie’s “Let’s bring in all my guys” plan is going so well. I actually feel bad for Callaway. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a horrendous manager which he proved last year, but now that so many of his big players are directly tied to the GM, it’s obvious he has been completely toned out at this point.…

“Simplify, then add lightness.”

Probably not the most advisable way to Add Lightness, but it’s clearly working for him!

Really solidifies how big of a POS I am to be sitting here watching racing instead of driving today. Between Monger, Zanardi, and hopefully Wickens coming back it shows that hard work and determination really do pay off.

You can set all of your transactions to private so nobody sees that stuff.  Venmo is amazing and has made going out with friends 10X less stressful and means I actually get paid back for stuff.  One friend opening a tab and buying 8 beers and letting people Venmo her back rather than 8 people swiping credit cards is a…

Fuck Venmo. You can make transactions private but when I’m forced to use it I just enter trash in the text field. Say you are paying for drugs or sex or other fun illegal things. My last transaction was paying a friend $35 for “C0CK C0CK C0CK”. After I sent it, he looked down at his phone and said “You know, like, my…

And if your parents were in an especially good mood they’d buy you one of those “Yes and Know” game books with the special ink pen that would reveal the invisible ink-printed answers. Those would keep you busy for at least an hour, or at least until your cousin decided he was going to lean over into your seat and…

My dad would buy us the really, really, really large bag of popcorn from the supermarket. That was our food for the roadtrip. We just ate popcorn for the whole ride. And it dehydrated you so that you didn’t have to pee. If we were lucky, we stopped once every 2 hours.

Stuckey’s was a frickin’ oasis in the desert, pecan logs and bathrooms and those games with pegs in that triangle of wood that no one understood how to play.

How we used to do road trips?

It’s kind of hard to run while inhaling old man farts

Baby, if you’ve ever wondered

According to the unwritten rules Derek Dietrich must now be stung and killed by 1000 bees and buried in a honeycomb coffin.

Bingo. And I would double-dog-dare those cops to come into court with that “we got a call” bullshit, because I am 100% certain they did _not_ get a call, and their own dispatch records would prove that. Let them put in testimony and on public record that their department’s officers flatly lie to members of the…

There are only .6% Black people in Montana. Her, the man in her house, and maybe Jimmy down the street. They probably get more outrageous calls about Whites and Native American than Blacks.

Blessings to her for putting those prying assholes in their place.

an unfair advantage in that area which makes this person not even really fit the biological definition of female

By not allowing Semenya to compete as a woman, what is the IAAF protecting women’s running from? What is that much stronger case?