How the fuck is Storm Duck beating Dr. Trentington Outhouse?

2B Duck
CF Monteclaro
SS Nada
1B Thrower
RF Booty
3B Buckaloo
LF Spiker
C Butt
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Jizyah Shorts might be a bridge too far for our General. 

I really don’t see anyone beating Jizyah.

Tampa’s record is no more inflated than any other team this year though. Even if they lost every single one of their OT/SO games, they still would have won the President’s Trophy by a clear 8 points over Calgary.

It was proven that engineers at General Motors knew about the faulty ignitions switches for 10 years before the recall, yet not a single person was arrested in connection to 124 confirmed fatalities

The won’t be known as those stupid girls who were so dumb their parents had to break the law to get them into college. They ARE those stupid girls who were so dumb their parents had to break the law to get them into college.

I think Mr. & Mrs. Aunt Becky are the ones to blame, and it may be a bit harsh (intelligence comes in many forms, and just because you aren’t cut out for college doesn’t mean you are dumb) but I’m afraid this is something that’s going to follow them around for a while: they will be known as those stupid girls who were…

“...to get their dumb daughters into the University of Southern California.”

I had my first crush on a boy in my kindergarten class. I didn’t know WHY I wanted him to notice me and think I was cool or why I thought his hair was so much more awesome than all the other boys’ in the class, but I definitely did. This idea that kids can’t know who they are... total bullshit.

“Why is this ok?! A child doesn’t know who they are at this age.”

“He fell off the wall and bounced over for a double.” Oh baseball announcers, never change.

“I don’t know if he’s embarrassed or hurt.”

I’ve been saying it for years. You just can’t play baseball AND the-ground-is-lava at the same time.

So lucky not to play that into an inside the park home run.

I can endorse this level of hatred only if you also used it against that shitfuck “Austin” from a few months to a year ago. Motherfucker did all the gestures of a latter day Johnny Depp character with none of the charm and all of the smarm. I wanted to beat him to death with a tire iron from his twee fucking “around…

They have the option to use a mat after a tumbling pass to cushion the landing. Clearly it doesn't always do that.

Judging from the way he released the clutch, max RPM, dump clutch, idle. I’d say he’s never ridden a bike before in his life, 2, or 4 stoke.

Go fuck yourself.