Sometimes, when shopping with my wife, she’ll pick up a shirt or whatever and say it looks great, then pick up another and declare it “hideous”, and I’m honestly just baffled. They all usually look fine to me, and I don’t ever see the big difference that makes one good and the other terrible.

I think that there should be a rule about black unis. They look cool. We all want them. You don’t get to use them unless it was actually one of your colors to begin with.

Happy Duke Schadenfreude Day, everybody!

Worth pointing out, the victim was avoiding confrontation, totally minding his own business. He was walking to his car, talking on the phone with his wife, and some random nutjob came up and started cursing at him, he told the nutjob he had no idea what they were talking about, and then the nutjob attacked him.

I know mental health is taboo and not fun to talk about, but what the fuck. Every person in the United States needs to go see a therapist. When you basically kill someone over what seems to be nothing at all, it should be a given that you need rehabilitation and therapy.

This is why, the older I’ve gotten, the more I try to avoid confrontational situations with strangers. Even when what the other person does couldn’t be more inappropriate and assholish.

cats are a semi-regular occurrence at Sajik, interrupting Lotte Giants games every once in a while

DeVos takes the gold in the “Isn’t That Special” Olympics.

I’m sure the writers of A.P. Bio (set in Toledo) are either praising the Lord for this moment or bowing down to Satan for delivering them such comedy gold. Either way, you just know they are going to flip this into, at the very least, an entire episode by the end of the season.

To elaborate, my Final Four is

Alpha Omega Nickelberry III means there were two other Alpha Omega Nickelberry’s and I’m speechless. 

Surender Nada highly overrated as a one seed. He is definitely going to get taken down by Dr. Trent Artichoker in the next round, or Donald Bullcoming in the Sweet Sixteen. 

LOL, Assuming it’s the same person, Nimrod Shmul is my neighbor and a local bigshot realtor...he’ll be thrilled to learn he’s on this list.

You think THEY feel bad, how do you think WE all feel seeing Duke almost lose?

Avenatti is the textbook example of dumb people who are successful lawyers. I know a dozen lawyers who are insanely intelligent, know all the laws and rules with regard to their practice areas, and who will never, ever, make as much money as Avenatti.

“so anyway, as I was telling Nike: ‘This is extortion, and I’m attempting to extort you, the corporation of Nike, and the thing I’m extorting you for is: money’. Can you believe they didn’t go for that!”

I had a roommate who was such a worthless degenerate. Someone else in the apartment moved out, found this guy on Craigslist, and I didn’t have a say in it. Motherfucker didn’t even have a bank account, which should’ve automatically disqualified. Anyway one time, I come back from a week’s vacation, to see this guy’s…

CAN YOU AGAIN REPEAT HOW YOU WILL HURT OUR STOCK PRICE IF WE DON’T PAY YOU MONEY?

Everything’s just coming up shitheads the last few days. 

Reading the indictment, it would appear that Avenatti was maybe not quite as smart as some people believed.