“I am free, come water me” I love Water Me, one of my favorites I listen to every damn day. Lizzo is lit. I will be paying real money for her new album.

This is awesome, too bad that every comment section on a post about a big lady is full of garbage people

Beto running for VP is exhausting. I can’t imagine being his wife and kids.

I worked for Cydcore its a multi level marketing scam, a real big one. 

I worked a job where we idled away the hours sometimes thinking about how we could steal and not get caught. Our plans were elaborate.

Hercules Capital

You think the cheating stopped once they got in? How are your friends Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, and Eater Bunny doing?

I’m surprised the dullard kids didn’t all flunk out after they got admitted. Since they weren’t real athletes, they weren’t getting any help from the AD with tutors or cushy classes. These were kids who pissed away the benefits of wealth and failed to get into USD on their own. They weren’t going to magically start…

William McGlashan,55, is a resident of Mill Valley, California.

I also recommend the C-3PO prostate massager. He’s fluent in over 6,000,000 forms of communication, and pleasure is definitely one of them.

Right????? Thrown in a BB8 bowl and I’m on the couch all weekend.

Hahahahaha... this shit’s all so stupid and pointl

I mean this was amazing. The amount of people worried about this woman was absurd. Shit she’ll probably be on The Today Show tomorrow with Savannah Guthrie

Between Barstool getting slapped and Nick Foles becoming a Jaguar it’s been an interesting week for three-legged sports figures.

we regret to inform you little dude has been popped for PEDs

Unlike most contractors who worked for Trump, Yang quickly learned to get paid beforehand.

It’s crossed my mind that the lawyer is purposefully throwing the case because he knows he is guilty and he gets paid the same either way. He also represented noted wife killer Drew Peterson. He sucked at that too.

I am now wondering if his shitbag lawyer is actually blowing the whole thing on purpose by letting him pull stunts like this so he can get convicted more easily.

At the very least, this is him admitting there is truth to the allegations. “I just look at legal” is not a normal thing to say for a 50 something year old man trying to distance himself from the belief that he likes to have group sex with very young girls. He is a delusional narcissist, and has now displayed that for…