Eh. If a client can afford that kind of law firm, I don’t really feel too bad that they had to pay 50 bucks for a late night deep fried smorgasbord. It probably pales in comparison to the hourly fee they’re being charged. Lighten up my friend.

Bless you, Dan. I knew I could count on you. Jason Kelce is living his best life right now and inviting the world to share in it.

Actually, some people with some mental disabilities are absolved of their behavior. They can literally commit murder and not be found guilty.

Depending on what traumatic brain injury the person has they can be completely unable to control themselves in various ways.

This is such an inappropriate response to everything listed above. Don’t fucking “meh” women coming forward about sexual harassment and assault.

Dude’s name is Harry Kuntz!

The chryon on Channel 3 is making me want to puke. Redemption? Fuck off with that lame ass bullshit, kiddos. Act like you belong and stop with the Pats crap. Care about the team that won, not who you beat.

Probably wishes he could tongue Tom brady.

Philadelphia, where it’s better to be Big Dick Nick than St. Nick.

Pence trying to write off his (still very real) support for conversion therapy as “years ago” is just another step down the path of Republicans trying to flush their past record down the memory hole where convenient.

Now you made me think of it.

So would the VP.

Seriously. I rarely advocate violence against children, but that smug little no-longer-15-year-old needs to be thrown into a wood chipper

“Up next we have Mikey from Jamaica Plain and he thinks everyone hates Tom Brady because they’re actually gay. Go ahead Mikey.”

Let us just get this out of the way, the sexuality of Mike Pence is not important. Who cares what his sexuality is? What is important is that he has a valid policy stance to hurt and endanger the lives of LGBTQ people regardless of how he feels satisfied behind closed doors. Mike Pence articles always turn into these…

Well of course it’s sponsored by Wawa...

Holy crap, I stand corrected.

Light your smoke BEFORE you climb the light pole, dip shit.

Most people just come in and look around maaaybe take just one item. The self control is pretty amazing.

If you’re going to loot a gas station, do it right.