Dammit, this is terrible news. Wishing him and his family all the best. Early detection gives him a leg up.  Oof, bad joke, but a good one. 

three YEARS ive been waiting to post this 

NYC TLC license medallions are right this way. 

Laila should have her name engraved on the Cup.

You can do a lot on a torn ACL: walk, go up and down stairs, ride a horse. You cannot, however, run, pivot or jump.

Im goin’ to fuckin’ Disney World! 

Befor a game in —I believe February— they had been listening to 80s pop music in the dressing room. Gloria came on the mix and the team started singing along. After they won, the first thing said in the dressing room was “Play Gloria!!” It became their victory song and their unofficial theme song.

The cover of your book will be a picture of a weeping, profoundly butthurt Brad Marchand. 

...with a little help from Laura Branigan and a girl named Laila. 

This is just to say

That is a particularly shitty way to tear your acl  

Did he tank that final Jeopardy or is it me looking for the Trebek State? 

+1 and some Imodium

+1 and some wet naps 

If he does, Drew’s “Funbag” will be one for the ages.

Not much fun in Stalingrad. 

Bruno Ganz was a brilliant actor, he also starred in “Wings of Desire” (Wim Wenders classic) in the 80's. Gilbert Gotffried also does a great Hitler.

The Impossible burger has an unmistakably oily/perhaps-I’ve-been-drinking- hemmorhoid-cream processed chemical aftertaste that is reminiscent of having puked a half hour ago but being unable to rinse the foul stench from your nose and mouth. got three bites into it and couldn’t finish. Beyond burgers are as tasty as…

Simply wonderful! I’d love to have him a the booth with Doc Emmerich just to see who can get more apoplectic over goals.

and it was a lovely film, to boot.  Sadly, not uncommon in the film industry.