best thing for him and his shitty play designs, really 

I thought this was the first thing -everyone- does when they learn to drive stick!

Had the front office drafted an Actual RB during the Marino years, they would have won 4 Super Bowls.

also, not bringing in receivers who could actually catch and instead brought in a string of running backs like

The team has sucked since they brought in Jimmy “Margaritaville” Johnson and he refused to let Marino throw the fucking ball. I’d watch Marino virulently scream countless, unprintable obscenities on the sidelines to Johnson, then to nobody in particular. Then they got beat 62-7. They have sucked ever since.

Why not use the “Hardest Donger” headline? 

Crisis actors. 

Ive eaten whale and waygu.

Be Best? 

Also, Slowpoke Rodriguez. 

Can they move this to court 1 so Rafa and Djoker can get to it, already?

Napoleon’s Grandma?

Trump plans to name him Ambassador to Italy 

had 5 ligament tears because of Cipro.

Off with their heads!

with enough propranalol in your system, you can do just about anything (including cave diving at an expert level, like those kids in Thailand. That rescue would not have been possible without medications).

This is one of the most important, essential things I have ever read regarding sexual abuse. Required reading for every parent. There is great power in this story and in your daughter’s incredible bravery. Thank you for listening to her, and for your candor. You are both wonderful parents -- don’t forget that.  Wishing…

Actually, I prefer them not to remain hidden. Domestic violence and partner violence are hidden enough already. I prefer to see what “falling down some stairs” or “it was just an argument” really looks like.

As a lass of Welsh/Northern Irish (and Russian) descent, I am beyond desperate to see England get the bloody fucking shite kicked out of them. The ensuing nationwide riot of yobbos, tossers and punters will ensure the collapse of Theresa May’s fuck all government and Brexit will never happen. Please, non-existent god,…

Brisket or pot roast, s&p, flour; browned