Instant classic!! The guy losing it in the background is the cherry on top. Priceless radio comedy 

Best thing to do with over-ripe peaches is to make a cobbler with them; add some blueberries to firm it up and give it texture. Super easy to make and orgasmically delicious with vanilla ice cream on top. 

(car appears in Lil Pump video in 3...2...1....)

This was as close to a pick as I’ve ever seen in a football match. Absolute genius. And the rolling ahead of the ball was sublime. They got the ball on a dead run and Japan got caught with their pants down.  

Equal parts beautiful and heartbreaking.  What a match. All the applause in the world to the Japanese team and damn, I think Belgium has more than a good chance of knocking off Brazil. 

when a Cincinatti stripper shows up on his IG feed we’ll know he’s throwing hard again. 

After Five years, though?

the video is up, and it is terrifyingly beautiful 

Russian Collusion

If you aren’t watching World Cup matches on Telemundo, you aren’t really watching. Andres Cantor and Teofillo Cubillas are sublime.

Also, Brandon Nimmo! Kid can rake. 

“You wouldn’t have had much fun in Stalingrad, would you?”

and here I thought this happened at a Walmart pop-up

Mexican soccer players = sanctions

And his eyebrows were perfect.

I have found that many alcoholics/addicts in recovery have sanctimonious attitudes toward people who choose to drink or use drugs. I thought recovery meant practicing humility and kindness, especially toward the vulnerable. Guess not, in this scum’s case. Re

During one particularly intense prank war in college, while I lived next door to the class president (who had a baaad habit of leaving his room door open when he showered across the hall), I took every single pair of underwear out of his dresser and replaced them with stripper ho g-strings. I campus-mailed his boxers…

The perfect metaphor for the trump presidency: flailing in the wind, directionless, spewing shit and piss.

Rhabdo affects the liver, but it is not too common. Generally rhabdo affects the kidneys, but if the amino acids build up due to a lack of proper filtration (liver and kidneys are filter organs), it can cause multi-organ failure. Sounds similar to what happened here.