“I am..Mononucleosis.”

Having lived there several years, Missouri is the show me the way out of here state

Black Mizzou Twitter had a field day yesterday

“I am the future head of PR for the Astros.”

“I am Mizzou’s Black Friend”

Or “Future social media intern for the Trump administration”

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

Matt McGloin is 100% the fake name Blake Bortles uses at hotels.

The Hall of fame question is valid, thats very much up for debate. But asking “was Eli Manning actually any good” is actually an incredibly stupid question. Yes the guy was good QB. He has a .500 record and won two super bowls with two of the greatest playoff runs in QB history. You don’t do that by not being any…

Too black, too strong.

The great thing is, the kid won’t have to wait that long to see Lawrence suffering the affects of CTE, probably by the time he’s going off to college

Deep down inside you know someone in Philly would push him to the ground or give him a hard bump while walking past him.

Lawrence really should be careful. Things like that can have repercussions later on in life.

Kid’s just lucky he didn’t show up in Philly with the wrong jersey.

Kaepernick playing behind that line on that team would just validate all of the mouth breathers who said he wasn’t getting signed because he was bad. I would rather not watch him get demolished and then benched in week 7 while the wet president tweets about it.

Still sounds like a Brock Osweiler tattoo to me. 

How many free agent QBs have to die before Kaepernick gets the call?
Say Wheedon, Osweiler, Cassel, both McCowns, Chad Henne, Yo Gaba Gabbert and like Tyrod Taylor rent a private plane to go to the Bahmmas for a weekend party and the thing goes down in flames (much like their careers), does Kaepernick get a call then?

Brock Osweiler played in seven(!) games for my favorite team last season, and yet somehow my brain managed to completely suppress that memory until I saw that header photo and it all came rushing back. I feel like Guy Pierce in Memento right now. But instead of a Brock Osweiler tattoo I just have a mole that looks…

Brandon Weeden looks like your older sister’s annoying boyfriend.

and maybe Villanueva