I come here every day to read funny and insightful comments, so I guess we’re both pretty disappointed.

Just pay for the beer next time, man.

It’s not a Jeremy Hill jersey. He would have fumbled the beer.

But he stood on her throat and didn't kneel, right?

He clearly was an explosive talent.

This is...    way too much information.

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

“....sexual assaulting a woman, exposing himself to another woman, and touching himself in front of a third woman.”

I can understand packing a fleshlight to use discreetly on the road, but it takes a psychopathic level of commitment to one’s masturbation habits to travel with a lifesize replica of a headless, limbless woman to fuck right there in front of others.

“discount-bin Kennedy”... I nearly lost it in my cubicle.

“Actors can help set medical policy?”

I wouldn’t even trust them with lawnmowers.

Oh, for the love of God. The fact that some people don’t develop antibodies to a particular shot doesn’t mean the shot is ineffective. It’s just the nature of vaccines. And those people *rely* on others’ immunity to keep from getting sick!

I hear that she co-authored her thesis with world renowned Burp and Fart on TV specialist Dr Jennifer McCarthy of Singled Out University.

What’s infuriating is that a C-level actress and a discount-bin Kennedy have access to lawmakers.

You don’t think watching YouTube videos and going to random unsourced websites is research?!?!

The most impressive part of the discussion was when Biel presented the findings of her research, done while she was in medical school.