“I’ll be (kicked in the) back.”

“The [Cubs] added that they will not release the name of the fan to the public.”

The moral of the story, once again, is: Never tweet.

Given the food tweets, it was 100% Eddie Lacy. I don’t care about any of the other facts.

If I didn’t fall in love with going to actual church, why would I fall in love with imitation church hosted by a bunch of hipster charlatans?

This is going to read glib, or possibly sarcastic, but it’s sincere, and I know I will be thoroughly roasted for it.

His ‘creativity’? That creepy imbecile deep-sixed his own career aligning himself with the racist Fascist ultra-right. Even his wife Kim say Kayne doesn’t ‘understand’ what it is that he’s defending.

“...it’s a bit like Taco Bell finding a way to put extra cheese and meat between the layers of the Cheesy Gordita Crunch. Yeah, we get where they’re coming from, but we don’t necessarily want to.”

It’s not that big of a deal. Carrying that cross up the mountain was a great work out.  Have you seen the guys abs!   Plus he was fine three days later.   

Not so weird to call anything any member of the Kardashian family does in front of the camera ‘self-aggrandizing’.

Trump campaign was offering black celebrities BIG BUCKS to show up and say nice things about him. Only a couple actually took the bait, including Steve Harvey. I wonder how much money exchanged hands for Kayne ‘bipolar’ Kardashian to prostitute himself in this disgraceful manner. According to Kayne ‘Bipolar’…

What’s more fashionable these days than acting like an entitled tantruming uninformed little megalomaniac?

Part of all the money you spend at Chick Fil A still goes to an athletic organization for young people (including those figuring out who they love) that teaches that homosexuality is a sinful choice. That teaching to a young gay person often leads to suicide. So. Eat your chicken with a side of preventable youth…

If you don't want someone to stop and stare at a home run (an objectively cool thing to do), don't let him hit a home run off your pitch

Fighting is part of the game.

Wait, you can just say “The matter is resolved” and everything goes away?
— Kareem Hunt 

 

This version of 2 Bears 1 Chair is the worst!

Pulling her to the ground while she screams “Oh my God! Help!” does.

I mean, he could always find a job in the NFL, right?

We are deeply embarrassed by the situation and have resolved the issue.