It blows my mind that I can continue to hate them more each day. It’s like when people say “I love my __ more than I did yesterday...” and you can’t quite fathom it. This is the polar opposite.

Unfortunately, in the same way you can’t shame the shameless, you can’t disgrace the graceless. We can kick these fuckers to the curb, but they will claim they’ve “done their job and are moving on to other projects that will #MAGAYALLLLL” or whatever. I guess as long as they’re fucking gone, it doesn’t matter what…

I’ve gotten to the point where the “live” part is optional for me.

Agreed. I do not want any of them to die young; I want all of them to live long, long, healthy lives. I want these treasonous scum to live with crystal-clear mental faculties so they can experience every drop of the sneering hatred the world has for them.

Holy fuck does Trump look stupid. I mean just look at that un-thinking face. Those beady, unfocused eyes. You could hold the paper up to his left ear and read it through his right.

Anybody who thought that Eva Braun and The Other Eva Braun were going to be any kind of help was deluded. 

I think the people reading this website have already figured out Ivanka is just a dumb ineffectual bitch who benefits off of her racist, sexist, asshole father by pretending to be above it all. Let her burn. I want to see her lose everything and I want to see her little plastic surgery nose and cheekbones fall…

Fucking with the military seems like the wrong hill to die on, but then again, dudes a fucking idiot, so  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yeah Katrina is what I remember. 12 years later and Kanye is still right.

A gift from Floyd Mayweather?

Houston won’t see a dime from the Red Cross, much like NOLA. their funds will go to admin/overhead. donate somewhere useful.

No one cares about your boner.

The rest of the elite disaster-response team walks resolutely across the tarmac:

Nobody is saying she’s ugly. Or that the outfit sucks. It’s a great outfit. NOT for this occasion. She may be hot, but damn, she lacks fucking common sense and decency.

Then what would keep his hair from skittering away?

MICHELLE WOULD HAVE WORN SNEAKERS. Or a flat or duck boots or anything else a normal person would wear. GOD I hope 45 has a heart attack on top of her in bed and she’s trapped for several hours.

It’s a new hat that reads MAKE AMERICA DRY AGAIN

Trump has yet to accept Mexico’s offer of help to the Houston flood victims.

She looks like she was about to go to a Top Gun themed party before Cheeto dragged her on this stupid vanity trip.

Since there’s only one word in the Code 45* hopper, today’s secret message is, by default: