Ah, my dear, your life is about to get better!

So she’s just going full Conner4Real now? Can’t wait until she releases her 2017 gay marriage anthem and gets upstaged by Cardi B on her tour.

Of course it’s calculated. It’s still a bad song, though.

when you say “goofy on purpose” do you mean bad on purpose? I haven’t seen anyone say that it’s too goofy or silly, just that it’s badly made/boring/has a terrible, uncatchy chorus. Like, how are people being “played” by not liking a song? I just can’t see how you can say that unless you’d be willing to say that no…

I’m sorry, Ms. Godot, no disrespect intended but if they go with a woman Bond it has to be Natalie Dormer.

They should have included “Shove this poll up your fucking asses you immoral shitheads” as an option.

This reminds me of a friend’s defense of her friends’ support for Trump: they are not racists they just care about the deficit...ha ha ha ha ha. If you “care about the deficit”* enough to overlook this level of racism you are a racist.

I just read this lengthy ass blog post about a lawsuit stemming from a private Facebook mom group.

Oh god, I cried a little. Fuck I miss that man.

*EDIT*

Haha, and then I scroll down to see everyone else saying the same thing; because of course they are.

Trump left for Arizona and they had the locks changed immediately. Thanks to all his golf course trips, he hasn’t stayed at the WH enough to have squatter’s rights, so he has no legal recourse.

Let’s play Guess Who Said the Stupid Thing! “I’m someone who believes in more monuments, not less monuments.”

Goddammit I miss that man.

I miss Obama so much!

President Obama put it best:

With the fleshy, Pantone Burnt Orange bag of skin that hosts 45*’s subconscious fleeing the demands of its actual job and heading to Arizona to feed on the unconditional love of its fans, Donald’s subconscious has clearly relaxed and eased up on the cries for help embedded in the daily Tweets from which I distill the C…

I hate to take 45's side on anything, but I wouldn’t want to fucking talk to Mitch McConnell either.

Trump could be 100% certain he’s not going to pardon Arpario right up to the moment he steps on stage in Phoenix.

There, FTFY.

Y’all need Jesus

It was an attempted fake news pun that could have used more work

This is why I’m grey. Poor quality control.