I’m sure it’s more complicated. I don’t know the first thing about tax laws and I’ve never been in trouble with the IRS, but I know I’d sell my right kidney to cut down some of my student loan debt.

Why can’t they just sell some of their homes/expensive shit to pay off the IRS and then slowly rebuild their brand (whatever that is)? I don’t understand rich people. Like, you’re hella broke. You don’t need 5 walk-in closets.

AMY POND.

Wax Britney looks like Heidi Montag.

I think River Joe is a great name. But only if your father is Jeff Goldblum.

I thought the natural progression of T Swift jumping on the feminist bandwagon was that she was going to start becoming more political. In a way I’m glad she didn’t because I found her brand of feminism to be disingenuous and insufferable. I can only imagine a Kendall Jenner level gaff had she dipped her foot in the…

We know she has terrible taste in interior decorating.

EXACTLY. All you have to do is walk past literally any news stand and you’ll see that that’s true.

I had a problem with her because of the things you mentioned and because she made that horrible song about going out on the weekends, getting black out drunk and waking up not remembering who you slept with or what happened the night before, and I was like, it’s pretty dangerous to glorify binge drinking especially…

I don’t know how it happened. I am starting to like Katie Perry. This is the darkest timeline. It’s as if somebody went back in time to change the future and now we’re stuck like this.

I started reading his blog take on the “Fearless Girl”, and then thought about drowning myself in my americano but that might not go over very well in the office break room.

Why is Taylor Swift’s house so ugly? Is she keeping patio furniture in her “library”?

I just got a raise and just about covers my rent increase and student loan payments. Oh, the joys of being poor.

I always thought that the reason people think she’s awful is because of some weird lingering resent over her role in breaking up Jen Aniston’s marriage while Brad seems to have escaped that level of disdain. I always found it odd how profoundly that scandal resonated with the public consciousness especially since it’s…

I hope so.

How does drake already have a new album out?

The pop up ad was the best part.

Don’t let that man ruin this for you.

I know it’s shocking but they exist both in and out of clothing and lots of people have them. Let boobs be free. Let boobs be great.

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