I wish it would. All three of them have become so boring.

Ugh! You’re right! I’m almost googled it before posting but I’m lazy.

Oh Lindsay. I can just imagine her croaking out A Whole New World... That being said, The Little Mermaid is a super fucked up movie so it’s not like she could ruin it necessarily.

Who is still booking George Lopez for shows?

That was very endearing.

Who me?

Best of luck to everyone putting their jobs, lively hoods, or lives on the line to do what’s right in the face of staggering evil. You have my most profound respect and admiration. As harrowing and hopeless as things seem, people like you give me hope that we can bring down this racist administration.

Me too! See you there!

I know. We need this.

Me too!

Truth.

I’m so happy and I don’t even know why.

It’s never going to happen Lindsay.

I still watch that sometimes when I’m feeling down.

I can’t believe Tucker Carlson is still a thing.

Young Thug goes by Jeffrey now. Also, thanks for working today.

I wish I could be one of those millenials who could afford to have a niche interest but instead I’m buried under so much student debt, I’ll be paying it off until 10 years after I’m dead (I did the math!). Instead, the most luxurious thing I did this week was buy a dusty bottle of Yellowtail from the gas station by my…

I’m so sorry that your kid is being the worst, but thank you for sharing. Your catalog of events really made me laugh.

Yeah, but if the adult protesters, who voted? I know so many people who abstained from voting as some dumb fucking “protest” (read: white privilege and entitlement) and now they’re out in the streets yelling “not my president”. Well, he is- in part because of people like you.

It’s extremely difficult to leave your faith and learn to live differently. Congratulations on figuring that out.