bartlebythesscrivener
BartlebyThesScrivener
bartlebythesscrivener

That’s awesome.

This isn’t a costume but he did get a cup stuck on his head. A year or so ago you lovely people helped me with a Go Fund Me campaign after he ate a bunch of ribbon. He hasn’t gotten any smarter since then.

My cat in his natural state.

Exactly. You get it.

Me too! My work schedule is structured around Dirtbags and Tweet Beats. I’m not even joking...

Is Tweet Beat no more?

Weird, isn’t it?

I mean, fair enough I guess. I’m just tried and worried and I wish people would just try to think critically about what they’re doing and why they’re doing it.

I need a place to vent about all Bernie supports in my life. It’s like, listen. I voted for him too and I was disappointed when he didn’t get the nomination, but you guys, seriously? Get your shit together. He’s not running for president anymore. He dropped out of the race, threw his support behind Hillary and urged

You know, I saw a picture of a gold and white dress, couldn’t understand what anybody was even arguing about, assumed they were all stupid and wrong, and moved on with my life. But, here we are, months later still talking about the dress. I feel like there’s a life lesson in there somewhere but I just don’t know what

I don’t know any women who haven’t experienced some form of sexual assault or harassment. I’m so in awe of the bravery of those who have come forward and I hope that it empowers other women to do the same or at least to realize that they are not alone.

I was too busy thinking about the drugs.

Man, fuck that dude.

He also released a statement explaining why he sat it out. That is what I want as referring to-some might say it’s a “stance”.

I don't really follow football. I know he hadn't played particularly well for some time, but I admire his stance on the national anthem.

This doesn't feel very much like celebrity gossip, but whatever. Colin is awesome. Good on him.

🙉🙈🐵

She posted a picture of it on her Instagram and I dunno y'all, maybe my heart is melting in my old age because even though drake IS the most extra person on the whole entire planet, I still thought it was freaking adorable. I showed all my roomies and they thought so too.

Agreed. I know everyone is on constant Beyoncé watch, but this wasn't newsworthy.

Why do people care that Beyoncé jumped off a yacht? Anyone would jump off a yacht if they were rich and on a yacht.