“Really strange and different”. What descriptive writing! I’m so glad she’s sharing her talents with the world and gifting us with a memoir.

You’re completely right.

I really like all the places you're taking this shrinking ship metaphor. At first I thought it was over the top but you know what? It's not.

Dude, I know. I'm in love.

Remember when Princess threw all of Ray Jay’s business out there and said all his cars were rented? I love LHH and I don't care.

I try not to respond to people who are argument baiting but I also try to be open to discussion. In retrospect, I don't think that was ever going to happen.

Is that what I said?

Thank you for making my morning!

There are a lot of things I don't like about him actually. He's not nearly liberal enough for my tastes, but I've seen a tangible improvement in my life and the lives of people I care about since he assumed the presidency. The job market is better. The minimum wage is higher. People have better access to health care.…

Post Trump America is going to be like Ready Player One but without the fun parts thus leaving my teenage dream that the future be exactly like the TV show Dark Angle unfulfilled.

I’m trying to hold on to this feeling because I don’t know how long it’ll be until I can feel proud of our president again. I already miss Obama guys.

I once accidentally threw my smartphone in the trash at Target like three days after I bought it, so I kinda feel her pain.

I wish he would get fired from Empire. He doesn't deserve to maintain a career.

It's a sweet gesture for sure, but still you know?

There's so much public scrutiny for Michelle to be healthy I'm glad Barack also lives that way.

Kim is way more ridiculous than Kanye. “Only One” was terrible.

I want to go on a much needed boat trip. I love smoking and drinking and hanging out in my bathing suit and I’m not even that horrible to be around. Maybe Lindsey will invite me next time.

That's why you should always hide your phone when you've been drinking.

I've surrendered myself to the oblivion.

I'm team Kanye for life.