My son was over at his girlfriends house. I stopped over to pick him up. I found him and some friends pushing a Honda Odyssey up and down a hill trying to push start it. The girlfriends father, a man my age, told them it would work. The Odyssey had a bad starter.

I would expect the Gerald R. Ford to trip over its own bow. 

Yes they do get discolored over time, but it’s still better than a nest of indistinguishable white wires.

Is it down by the river?

If you’re so smart, why didn’t you continue on and explain the differences between pound-lbs and lbs-pound???

Honestly I’m not surprised.

The stance is good on this one, “stanced” is something different all together.

1. Even more options than the last one, and each option now costs precisely 2x its predecessor.

I wouldnt walk across the street to dump a bucket of water on ANY mustang.

There is no way DFW should be at the bottom. It has the fastest security lines for a major airport that I have ever been in because there are so many places you can go through security at each terminal. Typically you hardly have to walk but a few gates past security to reach yours. The only annoying thing about it is…

You’re missing out on some serious opportunities if you go the stance route.

I’m going to stance a Nissan Murano Cross Cabriolet all the way to the ground, so low it’ll have extra little rollers welded to the underside just so it won’t get stuck on driveways. It’ll handle like a sea turtle getting around on land, but look better because it’s a convertible and not a turtle. Yeah. Then I’ll put…

As a huge Sally Field fan, I want to be Gump’s school principal.

Stanced cars are the face tattoo of the motoring world.

I don’t know which of the two offences is more egregious — weaseling out of nine parking tickets, or “wouldn’t of hurt”. Do you think “of” is an auxiliary verb? Should it be?

There are multiple S50’s out there with 1k hp or more.  I wouldn’t exactly call them fragile.

Any car goes super sideways with Chris Harris at the wheel. That man gives no fucks about tires. Negative fucks. Actually if you could turn a fuck inside out, that’s what Harris would give about tires.

Pretty sure this build started with, “hold my molson, eh”

Am I the only one who really doesn’t like their car to be a color with my vehicles being gray , black , white and silver.

Just as long as it’s an air-cooled battery, I’m ok with it.