They literally absorbed the apartheid portion of the Democratic party in the South and let it rule them.  This is just basic human history at this point.

Dude, you’re fine. You didn’t say anything close to “he’s one of the good ones” 

MENARDS MOTHAFUCKERS!!!!!

Ah well, at least I’ll have the memories...

Or we could create “seedless” racists that can’t breed.

He’s clearly a Lowes man!

Snapchat is Dennis Rodman

Overall, yes. And while his take is technically correct (the best kind of correct), it’s sort of missing the point: yeah, if we simply straight-up reversed things so that black people had all the power and started oppressing white people the same way white people oppress and have been oppressing black people, that…

Not true! A gunshot can also cause your mouth/nose to end up on the back side of your head, and then you have to turn it around manually.

Fun fact: her uncle is legendary actor Clint Howard.

Unfortunately, HBO will reverse their decision after the NRA tricks them by saying “We want guns!” “We won’t use them.”  “We want guns” “We won’t use them” “We DON’T want guns!” “We WILL use them, and that’s final!”

She’s real, she’s just not as into him as he imagines.

Are you saying his role in “Spy Kids: All the Time in the World” was a bad role!!! :) 

Now, if Ruby Rose regenerated into Sylvester McCoy, I could get behind that.

Is a “Gold Star” lesbian one whose family member died in the service of homosexuality? Or is it a lesbian who makes Cincinnati-style chili?

I regret that I have but one star to give.

“Go home, Joe!"

Trump must have forgotten his own tweets libeling Joe Scarborough. After all, he made those way back in (checks notes) last weekend.

Forget it, MegaBlastoise. It’s an attempt to reshape cheap yet recognizable IP into Chinatown.