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That makes sense: I thought your story sounded similar to the ad copy for the “Antananarivo Cleansing Culottes”

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How do you know the commenters are female? Does someone go round to their house and lift up their skirts?

His dad joke about needed to clean up his “long” hair lest he be mistaken for a band member was great also.  “I’m kidding, of course...”

So far as I can tell the only requirement for working on the site these days is the ability to pad out somebody else’s single tweet to 300 words.

They should just reboot the series to be about America’s favourite son, Bat Boy:

Absolutely. People in category B tend to be more educated and wealthy, which actually makes it worse, if you think about.

Broadly speaking, Trump supporters fall into two separate categories: a) unrepentant pieces of shit who love Trump because he’s the glorified version of themselves, and b) people who may not be complete pieces of shit and know Trump is a vile, degenerate asshole full of venom, but will never admit it, because in doing

The more we mock them, the angrier they get, and the more they do dumb shit like this, and then we mock them for that, and on and on it’s gone for decades. This is supposed to be their big moment in the sun, their middle finger to everyone who looked down on them, and while they’ve had moments of that, it’s clear

Yelp!

[no idea how to spell that weird noise he makes, but it’s the highlight of an already great song :)]

Very funny, smartass. Shows how much you know. It was the loft space over their garage.

The weird part is that some people prefer the Gene Hackman from Antz fleshlight .

We did the Ritual of Chud and sent Aunt Becky back to the space turtle!

Yeah I can see how that would happen. 

Your parents got married in 1985??

Michael Palin is all of us

Was it a mission to recover the president’s rubies?

For me, I think it’s because the new run (and the new touring casts) have doubled down on nerdy references and jokes, often to the exclusion of all other kinds of jokes. In the original seasons, they threw in some highbrow references about art, music, and classic films, a bunch of middlebrow punchlines about politics