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I’ve long found it weird how we view actors’ careers. For most of us, working a job we like for 8 or 10 years that then pays us enough money to fuck around and do what we want for the rest of our lives would be a freakin’ miracle. But for actors it’s all, “oh, he/she’s all washed up!” 

Wilson was a master of social distancing.  May we all follow his example.

That “Heroes” ad infuriates me. First of all, FUCK OFF for using one of the greatest songs of all time. Second of all, if your workers are heroes, then PAY THEM A LIVING WAGE!!!

I caught a terrible bug right when the lockdown started, and despite having no flu symptoms I chose to isolate myself in my apartment (mask, gloves, sanitizer, the works) for a week as I have an elderly landlady. Then, as I finally started to enjoy staying inside, my TV stopped working.

I’m pretty sure I had a very minor case of coronavirus ...

still haven’t seen this because making fun of “trashy” people isn’t really my jam, but based on what i’ve heard of it, the main guy with bad hair, uh, tried to have this woman killed? and she was, i think, maybe kind of rude to the person abusing endangered animals? and now everyone hates her and loves him? seems…

It’s like the concept of “douchebag” grew ten heads and unbottoned one more button on its shirt.

Pundits play up the divisions in the Democratic Party as much bigger than they are because they need drama to feed their narratives. Even in this interview Colbert was doing it — the truth is that Sanders did work extremely hard for Clinton in 2016, but the press downplayed it because they were sore that Sanders…

Yeah, avoid it. I regret the time I spent watching it. I won’t watch any additional episodes (which aren’t really a thing, anyway), nor will I watch other shows or series about any of them. Not only are all of the men featured in it reprehensible human beings, but the documentary itself is trash. By about episode 3 it…

I’m a little younger so this will always be my favorite:

Oh, I really don’t.

Unfunny people can be AV Club writers.

Not blow it out of proportion? Are you freakin’ kidding me? This is the AV Club! We all have to get together and furiously hate this person forever! If you don’t, that’s rape! You are literally raping women right now if you’re not expressing outrage at Larry David.

/Spike Lee angrily retweets David Hyde Pierce’s number

There really is a Seinfeld reference for everything!

Our local Manhattan Duane Reade (a Walgreen’s-like chain that was in fact bought by Walgreen’s) used to have 60s- like lawn furniture at various times of the year. Just what a Manhattanite needs in January: lawn furniture made of wobbly aluminum frames and plastic webbing in rainbow colors. I’d love to meet the merchan…

Now I know. And knowing is a statistically significant portion of the battle.

We need people to be actually alive and functioning to have an economy. Economists look at #’s not people, never people and they don’t quite like grey areas just results. This is a huge grey area. The results of everyone going back to their day to day functions and dropping like flies because they’d inevitably get the…

I was about to say pretty much the same thing. Wrestling is very melodramatic acting. It’s a soap opera where everything is resolved with violence in a large arena surrounded by pyro and shouting fans. The nuance of acting for the camera of a TV or film is very different. There are some that have been able to do it,…