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I get that it was a passion project for Cho, but the show was just plain bad. Bad writing, bad acting (other than him), bad CGI. I don’t know why anyone was expecting such a visually striking piece of animation was going to translate well to live action.

Joe Don Baker IS Mittens!

I really tried, but I could not like any of the new episodes. They’re all so shrill and broad, like the thumbnail of a Youtube channel stretched out over 90 minutes.

I hope Steve Guttenberg has signed on to executive produce Roman’s script.

This man is too fucking handsome to be this successful.

“With a Davies return and a new Doctor on the way, it’s very possible the tenured British series could see its first openly queer iteration of the Time Lord.”

I hope you all like farting aliens and oddly regressive gay jokes, because that’s all you’re going to get, and this time dreamy David Tennant isn’t there to save you!

For the love of Christ, can you please correct whatever dumb Kinja error booted me into the grays? I’ve been a banal poster here for like 5 years!

At least it wasn’t Jeno’s pizza.

There was not another human being alive who could have played Leonard so perfectly. 

It’s Ryan Murphy. If he could, he’d have Jessica Lange and Sarah Paulson playing every single part.

Hopefully this is better than the original idea, King of Mayorstown.

Can somebody please pull me out of the grays? I’ve been posting here for like 5 years and was suddenly, inexplicably banished by the fickle Kinja sprites. 

BAD GUY: Come come now, Double Oh Seven, you enjoy killing as much as I do.”

I’ve been a regular poster here for almost 5 (!) years. And all of a sudden I’ve been demoted back to the grays. Can someone please have mercy on me and restore to my former glory? 

His wig was fabulous, however. 

I rewatched the movie recently and there’s a scene that’s just a shot of her cleavage...for like 5 whole seconds. Don’t get me wrong, I was appreciate, but I was shocked that a Disney movie (even an early 90s one) would be that pervy. 

I’m not going to lie, this one hurts. Ed Asner was politically and morally ahead of his time in so many ways, and he always a delight whenever he popped up in a movie or TV show. Plus he has arguably the definitive on-screen performance of Santa Claus (along with Edmund Glenn).

Podcaster Tumi Ntlokwana recently wrote a viral tweet that says “Imagine an episode of The Office where they all have to get vaccinated.” People had some great concepts for what that would be like, including Dwight saying he sacrificed himself “for the greater good of the office” by getting COVID first so he

What kind of illegal hormones are they pumping into 25-year old Tom Holland to make him look like he’s still 15?