I feel like whoever wrote those policies was of the mindset that they needed to drink all the vodka or it would go bad. 

Oh,good God.......now I can't unsee it!!!

Yeah, I agree: They are pretty fucking insufferable.

Oh, my husband went down to Taco Bell and kicked its ass, so don’t worry too much about that double standard thing. 

I certainly enjoy punching racists, that’s for sure. 

Sounds like a classic Cece-Elizabeth Hurley messaround 

THERE WAS A CAT ON THE GRASSY KNOLL!!!

As I said to Libkartoffel, it was a huge deal in the real world. Peloton lost a billion dollars and 10% of its market value.

I can just imagine the notes that theme song was given:

Hollywood just green lit it for a 8 film franchise

I’m wheezing with laughter while trying to settle a baby to sleep.

and they are mad at Obama for not “bringing the country together” and they keep sliding, or jumping, further right and demand the other side meet them in the new middle.

Maybe just lie down on it for 18 hours at a time.

No, you’re looking for the DVD that’s one aisle down: Texas Chainsaw Parables. The way Jesusface (Shroudface?) divides the loaves and fishes is perhaps predictable, but still inspiring.

I would be legitimately interested in reading an academic paper on the phenomenon. It almost seems like in the move to get to faux-amateur/reality nature of pron, they needed a contrivance for people who would generally be around, i.e. the repairman/ pizza delivery girl had become such a cliche for the produced items.…

‘Team Tide doesn’t like this, but it’s too late now. Can’t delete it and lose all the building momentum, they agree. That tweet, with the wrong Emily, remains Tide’s pinned tweet throughout the night.’