Iowan Democrats using the app also somehow contracted the coronavirus.

I’ll say it: Ronny James Dio-era REM is underrated.

Look, I don’t have time to debate the appropriate word to use when an animated legume intentionally drops to his death in order to save Wesley Snipes and Veep’s Mike McLintock.

“I am inevitable.”

“What happens to a snack deferred? Does it crunch up, like a Pringles from a can?”

According to my Instagram feed the primary purpose of the New Yorker is to appear on Instagram feeds.

All publications based in New York exist to assuage the horror of living in New York. The New Yorker tries its best in its own deeply uncool way.

Roughly the same purpose as comment sections.

There were children on that helicopter. Try and remember that while you gloat and pat yourself on the back for a job well-done policing the internet from your mom's basement. 

Alternate Headline: Adam Driver confirms he’s the only member of the sequel cast who still enjoys Star Wars.

What the hell are regionals?

Fun fact: when I was 12 I created an Angelfire DBZ fansite called “Ulti-Saiya Trunks’ DBZ Hellhole.” It included, in its entirety: the title, three hotlinked images of Trunks, an unnecessary frame with mostly broken links, and a short “choose your own adventure”-style browser game involving Goku, Chi-Chi, and Piccolo…

It will be Mx. Peanut, the first gender non-binary peanut-based mascot.

Hands down the best use of the that expression in a movie ever.

Fortunately it’s on Apple TV+, so no one will ever see it and get upset.....

It’s the natural endpoint of this obsessive bugbear that progressives have with representative casting.  Whitewashing is one thing, but they’ve conflated that with thinking every actor needs to bring an authentic experience to their role, or it’s literally an offense to society.

...and they’re probably working multiple jobs.