Also let’s not compare this to a profession, it’s a tad different.

Even if you ignored Drake’s equation and the fact that hundreds of high-ranking astronomers and astronomers don’t believe, the biggest proof we have the UFOs aren’t aliens is the fact that Trump would have blurted it out on Twitter 30 seconds after knowing.

It’s kinda just been decided as a catch all, I think it’s cool to be inclusive and take that into consideration

I had a lengthy internal debate about whether to use horse semen or horse rectum as the grosser thing to mention.

Maybe the guy who made all those people eat horse rectum on Fear Factor isn’t the intellectual powerhouse he’s made out to be?

I live in Maryland where that’s the case, and our governor just does a lot of looking annoyed and taking credit for the laws that the legislature passes.

I completely forgot about the passage. Should have just posted that instead.

[MEANWHILE, ON THE PLANET XYLETLFROB VI]:

Far too many people are unfamiliar with the Drake equation.

So the show with sex pest Thomas Middleditch and the Chuck Lorre show starring the South African guy playing an Afghani both got renewed, but TV Legend Walton Goggins gets cancelled?

Darn. I was hoping Pierce Brosnan could have dropped him from the top of it.

Maybe if you stopped putting so much pressure on the rooster, and realized that he’s been under a lot of stress lately, and that just because he occasionally looks at other hens on the street that he isn’t interested in cheating, alright Lindsay!?

It’s funny, his profane, extremely angry rant at the Mission Impossible crew for breaking COVID precautions was the most human he seemed in years.

Eric Roberts looks like a real-life Uncle Baby Billy:

Next week’s snarky AVC article about Whedon playing “Earth Angel” at a high school dance is going to be epic!

I don’t know what the point of this article even is, and I suspect the writer doesn’t either.

Considering that Skeletor was kind of a proto-Joker already, Mark Hamill is really a perfect fit:

I went to a Catholic high school, which meant all the boys had to wear dress shirts, ties, slacks, etc. One day around Christmas break of my senior year I noticed this guy walking around who was dressed the same way, but something wasn’t quite right. He looked on the older end of the high school student spectrum, but…

Crazy, amoral cops can have body image issues too!

He was great in the 90s Hercules movie. Not quite as good as James Woods (as much as it pains me to say), but still excellent.