To paraphrase the late, great Jessica Walter: I don’t understand the concept, and I won’t respond to it.

I have been arguing for a while that Marvel should lean into high concept, weird shit for most of their Disney shows. Not only would it be a good way to separate from most of the movies, which are also good but definitely are more of a tentpole in terms of audience, but also to separate from the gritty, minor-league…

Which is a shame, because Lebron is actually a pretty good comedic actor.

I hate to ruin your good joke, but it usually means they favor abortion only in narrow circumstances (rape, incest, to save the life of the mother).

It’s only “cancel culture” when Democrats do it. If it’s Republicans trying to punish someone for daring to use the free market to initiate change they’re simply defending your freedom from the “woke mob.”

I felt a great disturbance on the internet, as if millions of vaginas suddenly cried out in annoyance and were suddenly closed up.

Why must every cartoon be so very ugly?

Welcome to Kinja, where using a word that sounds like another word is grounds for being called a racist.

Me, but not for lack of trying.

Reid, instead of writing a dumb article about “slaying” on Twitter, why don’t you just be direct and ask Mr. X out on a date? He seems like a nice man and I’m sure he’ll give you an honest and polite answer. There’s no need to be so, as the kids say, “thirsty.”

They’re celebrating National Bunsen Burner Day?

In that scene Ken Jeong is wearing jet black facepaint and a white wig, so he’s clearly trying to look like an elf and not a black person. The joke is that he’s really into Dungeons and Dragons, and also a clueless weirdo.

The 30 Rock and Community ones still piss me off because of how little thought it went into it.

I said this a couple months ago, but Disney should just make a Luke Skywalker cartoon. Set it a few years after Return of the Jedi, throw a shit-ton of money at Hamill and guys like Billy Dee Williams and Dennis Lawson, and have fully-trained badass Jedi Luke travel around the galaxy doing hero stuff with some of his…

I’d like to point out the youngest man that isn’t William in that photo collage is the 48-year old Dwayne Johnson. Beauty standards for men have gotten pretty warped (not as much as for women, but still) to the point that it’s impossible for a younger man to become a star without a full head of hair. Can you name any…

Then they got an idea. An awful idea. The Taco Bell execs had a wonderful, awful idea.

This is why everybody hates hospitals!

Oh man, this one really hurts. I only really knew her work on Arrested Development and Archer, but she knocked every single scene out of the park.  And by all accounts she was a lovely woman. Fuck Jeffrey Tambor for making her cry.

I was really hoping that after America Ferrera left the writers would spend some time fleshing him out some more. He’s a bright guy with a good heart who’s still working a minimum wage retail job in his mid 30s, so you’d figure there was a story to be told there about how he ended up that way as well as how he feels…

I’ve really enjoyed Superstore since the beginning, but the last couple of years have been a definite drop in quality. For all the praise they got for the unionization and Matteo immigration status plotlines, both of them have been quietly dropped since Justin Spitzer left. Now it’s more wacky stuff about how weird…