As someone who grew up 30 minutes from Detroit I am baffled that this “style” pizza is a thing. I suspect it’s just a hipster fad, and that 2 years from now we’ll all be lining up to try Flagstaff-style pizza.

Bagels, for starters.

Do disembodied hands count as a mascot? If so, I always found those Country Crock ads, where the couple’s entire relationship was based around fake butter, to be extremely unsettling:

Last week, a Michigan woman was arrested after months of ignoring COVID health rules at her restaurant. As a result, butthurt conservatives force fed nonsense about “communism” ended up raising at least $60,000 to cover the fines she’d incurred. In fact, she’s going to end up making a profit on all of this once all is…

I had no idea you wrote for the New York Post.

Well this was a trip down memory lane.

I had a Game Gear and I thought it was an amazing device. Sure, the battery sucked but the screen was bright and colorful, and I had an adapter that let me watch live TV on it. But outside of Sonic the game selection was really terrible.

Honestly, I probably won’t either. I like Scarlett Johannsen alright, but even beyond the lack of powers I don’t think there’s enough to her story that hasn’t already been covered to make a movie seem worthwhile. Her arc was already finished up nicely across the other films.

Thanks, I didn’t know that. I was remembering him showing up in Endgame and firing a rifle while everybody else is flying/shooting magic/shooting lasers.

I think my big issue with this show is that neither of these guys have actual superpowers. Sam Wilson is a really good pilot with a vibranium shield he doesn’t know how to use, and Bucky Barnes is a really good solider with a vibranium arm. Between that and the terrorist bad guy plot this feels like it’s going to be a…

So by your logic, nobody who ever does stupid shit when they were legally a child is capable of forgiveness? You must have been an absolutely impeccable person for your entire life to make such a bold claim.

Fair enough. As I said earlier, I suspect that this is a corporate decision made to avoid even the slightest hint of controversy, like when Netflix and Hulu pulled that Community and 30 Rock episodes because they made fun of blackface.

In certain film-nerd corners, 2007 has a reputation for being a great movie year, mostly because of the Oscar-night showdown between There Will Be Blood and No Country For Old Men. You could definitely walk into multiplexes that year and find cool things: Michael Clayton, Zodiac, Superbad, Ratatouille, Knocked Up, Th…

The first movie is such a breezy joy to watch, but for the second two Disney clearly wanted their own Lord of the Rings-style saga. The scene where Keira Knightley is giving some epic speech to a bunch of boat guys always makes me laugh because it’s such a direct ripoff of Viggo Mortensen at the end of Return of the…

She’s allowed to do her job, and if she does poorly and/or shows signs of being racist as an adult she is terminated from the position.

She does seem to acknowledge that those were her viewpoints here:

This is a weird one, because her “public” apology was exactly that:

Say it with me people: She.Was.17.

Allison, first of all, thank you for your service. And I hope you find time this week for a nice fettuccine alfredo or eggplant parmesean as a reward for this unenviable chore.