Who ever could have imagined that someone on a television show that delivers several hours of inane chatter per day from a litany of obnoxious, uninformed people, would end up saying something stupid?

That Bumble joke is a low blow. Back in my online days of 2018 and 2019 I saw approximately 800 billion women with variations of “Just a Pam looking for my Jim” or “Swipe left is you wouldn’t work at Dunder Mifflin” in their profiles.

Can we please hurry up and get to this cult’s inevitable mass suicide phase?

Bingo, we have a winner. There’s nothing inherently racist about making fun of boy bands, as anybody who lived through the era of hearing the terms “N-Stink” and “98 Diseases” thrown around. It’s also not their fault that some racist incel murdered a bunch of people, but they should have read the room before releasing…

This is a great analysis, although I am laughing a bit at the image of MODOK writing all of these nice things about a superhero.

A great actor, and sadly the holder of the title for worst death in a James Bond movie.

In order to avoid lawsuits the show’s title will be changed to the conditional May Be Killing Eve.

I know it’s not politically correct in today’s diverse, multicultural society, but gnomes are fucking disgusting and I’m not afraid to say it.

I assume this story is newsworthy because it’s the fewest ever amount of foodborne illnesses linked to an Arby’s?

You’re only as old as you feel, unless Buzzfeed says otherwise.

The guy was a repeat guest on Figure It Out, so I assume Kenan knows his way around copious amounts of slime:

He’s a four-quadrant star!

Amy’s never coming back, man!

I for one am shocked that a country that underwent a Cultural Revolution has no taste in entertainment.

The dumbest part is that nobody is asking these dolts to be less bigoted or even think about why they have these views. All the studio suits want is for them not to be so blatantly hateful in public, and even that is too hard for them to manage.

I wouldn’t give him too much credit...

I am really starting to wonder how much of this outrage over cancel culture/the “woke mob”/critical theory/etc. is genuine and how much of it is designed to grift dipshit rubes.

Look man, I’m sure you’re proud of your bowling alley video but it’s just not enough to get that media deal with Crackle I know you’ve been hustling for.

I had a friend of a friend who had a drone crash onto her head during a Thanksgiving parade and it really messed her up. She couldn’t talk for months, lost the ability to drive, and couldn’t even control her own emotions.

Joe Biden in a policy perspective is closer to Richard Nixon than he is to Franklin D. Roosevelt. Which feels kind of weird.