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Being homophobic and bigoted at 17 shouldn’t disqualify you from a job if you’ve used the intervening decade of adulthood to grow and mature into someone who understands why your prior actions were hurtful.

That’s So Raven.

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The Royals are just Kardashians with smaller asses and fancy accents, and I am so sick of hearing about these insufferable, parasitic dolts. Every single one of them is a terrible person and all of this pathetic public drama is a coldly calculating move on all sides to increase their wealth and shower themselves in

I actually left Bucky out on purpose because I think Falcon and Winter Soldier is going to address how the rest of the world (and the superhero community) think of him.

At this point Wanda has a really big rap sheet: she helped Ultron, she blew up that building full of Wakandans, she went rogue with Captain America, and now she’s held an entire town in psychological and physical captivity.

I think people’s expectations were a little scrambled by the unconventional setup that got progressively more straightforward as the series ran on.

I do un-ironically love that movie. It’s just so completely 80s in every single aspect. And Raul does of course deliver a very good performance from a very badly written role.

In college I had a job as a secretary at the university’s international student center. At 4:30 on the Wednesday afternoon before Thanksgiving a female Chinese undergrad came in, her face covered in cuts and bruises. Through tears, she told us how she had been imprisoned in her apartment for 2 days by her roommate

Unless you’re singing about Brian Boitano.

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So I guess you could say it’s a case of Double Vision?

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When James gets sucked into the Warner Bros. server, he finds himself in some of the studio’s biggest movies while trying to track down the Goon Squad. Director Malcolm D. Lee tells EW that “it was a tricky thing just in terms of what you may want, like, ‘Oh my God, look, there’s Mad Max, and there’s Casablanca!’

It’s so worth it. We pay $12.99 for the mega bundle with Disney and ESPN, but more than that I never have to hear Mindy Kaling prattle on about HelloFresh ever again.

When I watched Party Down a decade ago I was in my early 20s and coming off a string of shitty service industry jobs so the show (especially Henry) really spoke to me.

How does it ever expect to one day own and operate its own Soup’R’Crackers, thee the fastest growing non-poultry, non-coffee franchise in all of southern California?

Wasn’t the dying wish of the guy who created Spongebob that Nickelodeon not launch a million shitty spinoffs?

Shawshank probably would have won an Oscar in most years, but 1995 had Forest Gump, The Lion King, Legends of the Fall and Pulp Fiction that all won instead. And that’s not even counting excellent movies like Quiz Show and Four Weddings and a Funeral that didn’t win anything either.

Conan has had the same haircut for 25+ years:

It’s easy money and the roles are probably written specifically for him. Given the number of A-listers they get it’s also quite likely that McCarthy and her husband are just pleasant to work with.

We were all so naive back then.

That’s the first one I thought of too. Whiplash might qualify considering it has a Millennial writer/director basing it off of his own experiences.